February 2012
that awkward moment when you try to do something... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
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padaleskis:
is that a normal reaction to seeing a large penis
if someone looked at my dick like that i’d run away sobbing
aurko:
Gay jokes are NOT funny! Cum on guys
iwasr4isedbythewolves:
your favorite band member could be pooping right now
When you grow up you start to appreciate the... →
funniest10k:
LIKE NAP TIME
90’S CARTOONS
AND BASIC MATH
siralexanderdeleon:
you are my sunshine
my only sunshine
unsexual:
roses are red
apples are green
im not emo
im scene
what race are you?
black people: black
white people: 2% Greek, 9.1% German, .0000032% Russian, 92% Irish, 49% French, 100% blue eyed devil
"Why do you stay on Tumblr for so long? It's just...
“….what did you just say?”
vocaroo:
my mum just said to me “if we go to kfc for lunch don’t embarrass me like last time when you demanded that our meal came with party hats”
why does she always spoil my fun omg she’s not my real mum i hate her
vocaroo:
i was having a staring contest with my dog and then he farted and it was stinging my eyes but i didn’t want to lose the contest but my eyes were filling up with tears and he had a smug expression on his face like he knew i was going to cave in soon and i did eventually i blinked and his eyes danced with victory
Watchasskaban:
this will never, ever get old.
vocaroo:
i walked downstairs just as my dad was bitching about me saying that i “spend all day in bed” and that all i do is “wake up and go on the laptop”
he’s right but
let’s just say his coffee will be tasting a little seasoned when he takes a sip
